riddles

A rooster lays an egg at the very top of a slanted roof.  Which side is the egg going to roll off on?
 Neither, roosters don't lay eggs.




In a small cabin in the woods, two men lay dead.   The cabin itself is not burned, but the forest all around is burned to cinders.  How did the men die?
It's the cabin of a plane and the plane crashed.




Tom's mother has three children.  One is named April, one is named May.  What is the third one named?
Tom




You have a fox, a chicken and a sack of grain.  You must cross a river with only one of them at a time.  If you leave the fox with the chicken he will eat it; if you leave the chicken with the grain he will eat it.  How can you get all across safely?
Take the chicken over first. Go back and bring the grain next, but instead of leaving the chicken with the grain, come back with the chicken. Leave the chicken on the first side and take the fox with you. Leave it on the other side with the grain. Finally, go back over and get the chicken and bring it over.




Beulah died in the Appalachian mountains while Craig died at sea.  Everyone was much happier with Craig's death.  Why?
Beulah and Craig were hurricanes.

what i have finished and what i need to finish

Started my book. I have finished my proposal. I need a little more time like a few minutes to finish my calendar but that wont take long. I am going to start my data collection today. I don't have any questions.